I never wanted an Oscar anyway…
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you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
There was so much innocence in that comment
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Matthew Grey Gubler
I am crying
HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND THE KID WAS LIKE “I WANNA FIND SOMEONE I LOVE LIKE YOU LOVE HIM!!”
I’m so sad about the numerous asks I got being astonished that a gay teacher was even hired
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures
of such wonderful looking places
that I want to travel and adventure to
but i’m just defending blackface like
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGESSSSSSSSS
this is my favorite gif
Following back all until I find a tumblr girlfriend, picking a random follower! Yes the picture on my account are really me, ugh my dashboard is so dead! Also, I’m promoting most of my followers to thousands, you’ll gain a bunch :)
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius
What is this from?
did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix.